Little mouths...

My 5 year old said to me", Sorry mom for the loud noise, my truck wasn't stable."
I replied, "That's ok...what does wasn't stable mean?"
"It means it wasn't balanced."
..6 hrs later..
"Honey, what did you say stable means?" I asked
"Mom, did you already forget!?! It means, it is balanced!"
I guess he really does know what it means
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"Moooomm, you know that word Braden called Gabrielle yesterday?!?"
"No, honey, I don't know what word you are talking about. You'll have to tell me."
"Well I can't remember, but he just called me that word!"
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"Wouldn't it be great if the world was made of apples and cinnamon. Then we could just eat the dirt."
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"Mom, check out these BIG armpits"
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"Gabrielle, it's ok. Mom can be tough on us sometimes. She still loves us."
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"I hope the new president outlaws school"
{spoken while guttin' his way through an English lesson}