You know...

your in your 8th month of pregnancy when...

• your, normally weed free, garden is being over taken by weeds & you don't care
• the body that once loved to run, moans at the thought & you settle for a walk
• you step over the kids toys instead of picking them up
• you can't reach across the counter anymore
• painting your toes takes A LOT of effort & time
• you try to contain your laughter due to the fact that sometimes over exertion causes leaks
• pillows have over taken your bed & your husband is thankful he purchased a King
• you spot scrambled eggs under the table & realize the last time you served them was two days ago. You walk past.
  
• you know the worker schedule & the local ice cream parlor
• you use a donut floaty so you can lay on your stomach & read
• you feel like a beached whale while laying on your donut floaty, on the beach, reading
• 8:00 sounds like a reasonable bedtime, although no one else in the house thinks so.
  
• you can smell a dirty diaper two rooms away
• you fall asleep reading a book while taking a bubble bath