Things every mom must know

1. Where the other shoe is
2. How to get gum out of hair
3. When treats are needed for various events, without being told
4. How to get underwear out of the central vac hose
5. Why hamburgers are called 'hamburgers' where there isn't any HAM in them
6. What every sign along the road means, after it's been passed it and can no longer be seen
7. Where the missing toy is
8. The childs name in class who was wearing the green shirt
9. What time it is in Yugoslavia and what those children ate for breakfast
10. Who Trevor Bayne is, how old he is, what he just won & what his NASCAR number is
11. How to answer the phone, change a diaper & explain a math problem all at the same time
12. The art of making Mickey Mouse pancakes
13. Where the snow glove is hiding
14. How to untangle hair, without making it hurt
15. Why Oranges are called Oranges and Banana's are not called Yellow's
16. What makes thunder & lightening
17. How to quiet an inquisitive child about the wrinkles of the elderly man in front of us
18. Why you can't cook an egg, in it's shell, in the microwave. Sometimes supervised experiments are better than telling :)
19. That song
20. Why it is not wise to use a sheet as a parachute when jumping from a tree

and many others.

What talents have you gained from being a mom?